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ermahgerd my balls itch 

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.
boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

frosts my balls 

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

Half my ass and both my balls 

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

burn my balls

Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).

This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.

Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"
burn my balls by basement jez February 26, 2010

Like my balls 

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
Like my balls by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant 

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant