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Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.
Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!
Grizzly Muzzle Loader by J Cobb December 13, 2010
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muzzlehatch 

Oh my god, Eric is so muzzlehatch
muzzlehatch by Conkey December 31, 2007

the muzzle loader 

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!
The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.
the muzzle loader by scott ak October 14, 2006

muzzlepooch 

the cheeks on a kittys face.
that kitten has a cute muzzlepooch.
muzzlepooch by crim5onredd September 24, 2007

muzzle music

The sound of gun fire at the shooting range.
I enjoyed some muzzle music at the shooting range today.
muzzle music by scotte11053 January 16, 2011

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
Muzzle Fucker by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Butt Muzzle 

The use of any item to be inserted to the rectum to stop the flow of carnage in a time of need
Hey man, can you pass me that photo of your mom? I had spicy thai for lunch and I need something to butt muzzle this growler.
Butt Muzzle by scroogemcbutts June 11, 2014