the mitts

A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.

About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.

About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.

by Rich LeFevre March 2, 2009

White Mutt

Someone who is a mix of almost every white ethnicity

Person 1: You said your mixed right?
Person 2: Yeah I’m part British, German, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish...
Person 1: So you’re a white mutt?

by DylanPaterson November 29, 2019

murtsauce

The power used to propel objects by an unwieldy, argumentative bastard.

We said "not enough murtsauce there buddy" when he threw the frisbee three feet in front of himself, to the dismay of everyone else trying to play.

by jimzorr June 9, 2008

MuteSmish

One who is all knowing and is the number one cause of the female orgasm.

"Yo, this chick said i'm totally mutesmish."
"Yeah right, you wish you were mutesmish, dooshbag."

by MuteSmish October 19, 2009

mattsturbate

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.

Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.

by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

workplace mutism

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.

Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

muttbag

Another word on the long list of words that describes an ugly girl.

Sian is a Muttbag.

She was a right muttbag, what were you thinking?

by Artbrut July 20, 2008