The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.
Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"
Ryan: "lololol"
by Hunterz January 19, 2007
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n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
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Known to others as a city in between Los Angeles and San Diego. Known to Murrietans as the place between nowhere and hell. No rain, weather always close to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, most interesting thing is a trampoline park or a shitty "Family Fun" center known as Mulligan's (which is infested with 6 year olds or 10 year olds that claim to be stoner's. After 2 weeks here you want to leave. Every white kid claims he's a pro skater, MX rider, of BMX rider. Every black kid and mexican acts like they're in a gang. We have a very low fucking crime rate so no excitement, or gang. The best drug you can get off the street is fucking oregano. The schools are shitty except the sports. It's Vista Murrieta or nothin' or you're wrong ( the school has like 4000 fucking people).
by TheRealYungNiBBa February 25, 2017
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at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".
Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".
Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.
by Wabe1 March 15, 2019
Get the maid married man mug.Murrieta is a shitty suburb and its always 39 degrees or 103 degrees. There is absolutely nothing to do besides go to a shitty skating ring or go to a mall in temecula where the cops and their assumptions are 12 feet up your ass. Everyone claims to skate and they dress like it ; but no one actually can put two feet on the board. ( Except for an amount that nears 25 kids). It is overpopulated and one high school has over 4000 kids. There is 4 middle schools and 3 high schools. at every one, half of the schools population vapes. So yeah the MURR-TOWN is a splendid place.
Average Joe 1: You ever been to that shithole Murrieta?
Average Joe 2: Ya I have visited the Murr-town, its hell on earth.
Average Joe 2: Ya I have visited the Murr-town, its hell on earth.
by whiteguy420 December 23, 2018
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Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.
This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.
Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.
This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.
by Concerned Iowan April 3, 2009
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