titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand May 20, 2014

swirly murf

When you're in the 69 position and you leave a mark on your partner's thigh.

I was in the maison last night and this ratchet gave me a swirly murf!

by Buttstabbah May 22, 2016

a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.

'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'

by hannahwolfie November 5, 2012

dirty murf

a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals

"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"

by Mary Hollis May 28, 2007

Joshewa murf

Prefers the company of men over woman sexual or non sexual

He's such a joshewa murf

by Srixy May 24, 2022

Murfle

Verb, singular. onomatopoeia. The sound made by someone speaking in a muffled or blurred manner.

John said "murfle murfle murfle Haven." I'm not sure what he meant.

Example 2:
John said "murfle murfle murfle the kids." I think we're going to Wal-Mart.

by Atayodea Mi August 16, 2010

Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.

There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.

by Nic Cage January 22, 2010