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multitasking

Driving in two lanes at once on a freeway
There was a traffic jam on Washington St. because a grandma was multitasking.
by multitasker February 19, 2007
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Multitasking

When some one farts and sneezes , coughs , laughs at the same time, I own the phrase " multitasking".
Susie laughs and farts at the same time and Matt shouted "hay your multitasking"
by Mctable July 31, 2011
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multistalker

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.
Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance
by babehK March 5, 2009
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multitaking

When a girl takes it in more than one hole at one time.
roommate :"dude, what was w/ that girl's screaming last night?! i couldnt sleep!"
guy: "Yeah sorry, she's not used to multitaking; she wasnt quite ready
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "That bitch is such a slut!"
Guy 2: "I KNOW! I bet she multitakes EVERY day!"
by makemeasandwichnow May 21, 2010
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going multiball

A synonym for going mental. Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. See also: multiball, multitasking.
The company project is due tomorrow! I am totally going multiball!
by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005
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Electronic Social Multitasking

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.
I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.
by the macstablishment March 22, 2010
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multitasker

A person who kicks it to two or more people, while in a relationship or pursuing a relationship with one or more of them. The politically correct way to call a person a slut, smut, whore, ho, etc.
Hey, Helen is a multitasker, she's kicking it to like three guys at once.
by Cagz Mahoney November 22, 2009
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