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A Mullen is a kid who says random funny things that everybody laughs at.
Tom - omg that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
by TomHouston September 25, 2011
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Mullens

1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.

2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."

3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.

2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)

3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
by poppin' mine November 24, 2009
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mulling

skating street/flatland

taken from the name of pro skater rodney mullen
he is the most influential street skater
me: hey sol
lemme film you mulling

sol: ok ok
by past fatalaties May 21, 2006
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Mullinex

To get so hammered at a bar that you leave with a married women, go back to her place and leave with only one of her husband's shoes,leaving both of yours behind, only to lose the one shoe you stole and have to walk home barefoot.
KLC55- Tulsa Oklahoma- Lance got Mullinexed
by KLC55 October 27, 2008
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Mullinite

One who suffers from extreme hair growth particularly in the anal region
You hairy arsed mullinite!!!
by extreme newey May 13, 2005
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Mullenger

n. 1) (business speak) To make repeated, hearty promises during telephone conversations, but never record them in any correspondance.

'Mullengered' - the act of being caught-out by Mullengering, when the offendee spends an hour searching in vain through emails for any hint of the promise made.
"I could have sworn that Acme promised there would be no extension to lead time, but now I can't find a single email with the delivery date in, it seems we've been well and truly Mullengered!"
by theLicker July 18, 2013
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Mullenstyle

When one runs up to a male and jumps and does a split kick onto a dick
Madeline is so turned on that she ran around the block and saw a hot boy and proceeded to jump and mullenstyle ont his hard penis .
by G.smitt May 28, 2019
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