Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped

by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.

hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!

by ishmale January 31, 2007

mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.

1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.

by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

Mulch

This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.

-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”

by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023

mulch

a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is

person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"

by ______________hi November 18, 2023

Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 26, 2022