Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 27, 2022

Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped

by bitchboibottomboomer December 01, 2023

Bob Mulch

A legend in Phantom Forces. The legend goes... In an ordinary Phantom Forces lobby... a man named Bob_Mulch was on the Ghosts team, hes lived his life until this moment going aimlessly until something snapped... He carried the ghosts to victory! Everyone chanted MVP MULCH! They adore him, appreciate him, and are inspired by HIS NAME! All of that praise... and he is humble.. only saying.. "So many fans for being mid at this game"... THE LEGEND!!

"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 January 15, 2024

Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!

"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"

by I cant find a fucking username December 09, 2023

Mulch

Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.

She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.

by Alex3458 April 26, 2013

Mulch

This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.

-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”

by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023

Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy

"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"

by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024