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Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue
Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”
by apl_bitch March 5, 2019
mugGet the Cancer Mugglemug.

Snuggle Muggle

a term of endearment used to describe a significant other who is either a Harry Potter fan or dating a Harry Potter fan
Johnny: I hear you're dating a Harry Potter fangirl.
Joe: Yes, Susan's my own little Snuggle Muggle.
by JessieQ April 27, 2009
mugGet the Snuggle Mugglemug.

Muggle Struggle

Phrase or hashtag used to describe daily tasks which would be made easier by the ability to use magic.
Shit this drive is long. Wish I had a portkey, a broom, or at least some Goddamn floo powder! #mugglestruggle

These dishes ain't gonna' do themselves... What a muggle struggle :(

Just another day in the muggle struggle
by Dau_Ling June 12, 2015
mugGet the Muggle Strugglemug.

Muggle-born

In the Harry Potter universe, a Muggle-born is a witch or wizard whose mother and father are strictly non-magical.
The Muggle-borns are sometimes treated with disdain by witches and wizards with magical parentage.

Muggle-born: we are just as much part of wizarding society as you pure-bloods.

Pure-blood: who asked you, you filthy, dirty-blood Muggle-born.
by Newmarduk July 8, 2015
mugGet the Muggle-bornmug.

muggle nug

Not that magic shit, just some regular ass weed
"We got some muggle nug from the nig nog."
by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009
mugGet the muggle nugmug.

Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.
Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!
by nygeek September 22, 2015
mugGet the Muggle Mushroomsmug.

Muggle fuck

That guy zach is a straight up muggle fuck
by The turtle man February 9, 2017
mugGet the Muggle fuckmug.

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