Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

Muffin Sweater by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

muffin buffing 

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

muffin buffing by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

muffling 

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

muffling by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

muffin stable 

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

muffin stable by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

Struggle Muffin 

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

Struggle Muffin by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

Trash Muffin 

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.

“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “

“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”

Trash Muffin by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018

muffin munching 

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

muffin munching by silkpouch September 26, 2007