Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muf-Duf

A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy.

Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant.

For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.

Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me.

Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham.

(bitch spills drink on yo maum)
Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER

by Burtoneous Maximus May 25, 2011

Muf

When you really want to drop the f-bomb but can't

The muffing teacher what get the muf out of my business

by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019

Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Muffed

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets

by Brad69420 October 8, 2019