Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face
Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.
by January 22, 2021
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Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.
1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.
by MachineMan1234 May 09, 2025
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Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"
Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me
by Pyromythical March 05, 2014
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Muffed

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets
by Brad69420 October 08, 2019
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Muffed

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”
by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019
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muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian
Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.
by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017
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muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'
Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"
by Deviant and Shaven March 07, 2014
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