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Muffed

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”
by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019
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Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014
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Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face
Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.
by anonymous January 21, 2021
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Muffed

Verb "Muffed"
"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."
by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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Muf

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.
aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”
by randomdude23942 April 23, 2018
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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