ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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get muffed up

To get fucked up.
We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!
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Muffed

Verb "Muffed"
"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."
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Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face
Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.
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Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.
1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.
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Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"
Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me
by Pyromythical March 05, 2014
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