mudgecko

Crocodile

You be careful out in the swamp mate the mudgeckos will get you.

by 1800Stickfigure August 1, 2018

Mudgery

Used when something is "f**ked" or "fantastic".

Person 1: "Woohoo I got into medicine!!"

Person 2: "Mudgery!"

by InstaPink August 30, 2019

Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

mudgett

A cross between a muffin and a midget. Both a term of endearment and a dick move.

“Who is taking mudgett home?”
“Aw she is such a mugett.”

by Bexinhexin October 3, 2021

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

Hug-mugged

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.

I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.

by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022