When a man's penis tastes unpleasant so you supplement fellatio with mouthwash, resulting in much pain and discomfort for the partner.
Yo man. My girl was straight cravin my tangy dick after my workout. Bitch forgot to buy alcohol free scope and gave me mouthwash dick!! Shit burned for 20 minutes!!
by Definitionman22 December 14, 2018
Used by probationers who aren't allowed to drink alcohol to explain why they fail breathalyzers. Similar to the toothpaste defense, the cough syrup defense, and the hand-sanitizer defense, the latter of which only applies to ETG tests (Urine alcohol tests).
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
by Lupara2012 August 01, 2012
When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swishes it around or holds it in her mouth for a bit before spitting it out.
by demidag January 19, 2022
when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.
by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017
A cheap disgusting Vodka under $15 for a half gallon usually consumed by blistering Alcoholics.(Nikolai, Jacquinn's, Vladimir, Crown Russe)
At the stroke of 9am the hardcore alcoholics lined up outside of the liquor store demand their Mayfair Mouthwash in order to progress with their daily duties and cease their Delirium tremens.
by RoDizzleYerNizzle August 19, 2015
when a female gargles fresh arabian male cum to start the mourning and doesn't brush her teeth that day.
by bakscrache October 19, 2006
Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
by Xandacommanda December 02, 2010