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mountaineers

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.
So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!
by proud app alumn January 12, 2008
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Mountaineous

I enjoy the mountaneous landscape of the Himalayas.
by Laura December 3, 2004
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speed mountains

The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006
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muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011
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mountaineer

the REAL best football team around, Division II Champs 3 years in a row! GO APPALACHIAN STATE!!
by kayemewe February 28, 2009
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Mountainusk Thunderfuc

The worlds dankest marijuana strain in the world.
Friend 1: "dude whats that smell?"
Friend 2: "thats some dankety dank, fire of the crop, Mountainusk Thunderfuc, the dankest weed in the world man!!!"
by the ganj masta 420 April 10, 2009
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Mountains of Awesome

she has huge Mountains of Awesome.
by kalaeth August 12, 2010
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