I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
Get the Moron's dozen mug.A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.
Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."
"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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by broncogunner June 12, 2008
Get the Mormonics mug.Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry Goddard from a Greek word meaning "foolish" and used to describe a person with a genetically determined mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). The word moron, along with "retarded" and "feeble-minded" (among others), was once considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, though these words have all now passed into common slang use, exclusively in a detrimental context.
That person is a moron!
by zippy_little_thing May 30, 2006
Get the Moron mug.another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
by KVRX January 10, 2005
Get the mormon assault vehicle mug.A female member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon) who fits the stereo type of the goody-goody Mormon. She's very devoted to the Church standards. Can be used both negatively and positively. See also "Peter Priesthood."
by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005
Get the Molly Mormon mug.A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
by Epic Dick April 9, 2018
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