March 16

The day that is next to a worthless holiday. People who are born on this day are usually gorgeous.

Wow, she must have been born on March 16th because shes gorgeous.

by Yourrrrrrwelcommeee October 15, 2019

March 23

Being born on March 23rd most likely means you’re going to rule the world some day and may I might add, you’re just sexy as fuck.

Hey there gorgeous, I haven’t seen you around, you must have been born on March 23rd!

by AriesSexy October 16, 2019

March 4

National buy your friend food day

Hey what day is it?
It’s national buy your friend food day, March 4th!
Oh ok I’ll get you some food 👍🏽

by Foodluver3000 November 1, 2020

March 21

March 21 is the day the most bad ass bitcu was born

Random person 1: woah look at her
Random person 2 : yeah holy shit
Random person 1: yeah she must have been born on March 21

by WHATSUPMADUDESSSSS November 17, 2019

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

March 19

The day that THE BADDEST bitch was born to this earth. Anybody born on this day is an amazing person and one of the best friends you could ever have!

Anybody: You must’ve been born on March 19 because you’re the baddest bitch I know. Period.

by therealsamm October 17, 2019

March 19

they are literally THE BEST humans that you could EVER possibly meet. like seriously it’s crazy how amazing these people are

hey have you met that girl she’s the best and i think it’s cuz her birthday is March 19

by notsocoolguy123 October 20, 2019