Mo•tard mo-tahrd
Noun
some one who does not know how to control there motivation.
1a. you’re so motivated your retarded.
2a. retarded with motivation.
Noun
some one who does not know how to control there motivation.
1a. you’re so motivated your retarded.
2a. retarded with motivation.
by LSDKING November 6, 2012
Get the motard mug.A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. Motards are always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.
Hey, look at that motard trying to run people off the road.
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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Motorcyclist (French). Known more commonly in the phrase "Supermotard" (superbiker), a powersport combing aspects of road and motocross racing.
Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.
Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.
by Bleepedybloops July 23, 2007
Get the Motard mug.Contraction for "motorized retard". A motard is a retard whose disability inhibits motor skills, limiting him or her to a wheelchair or other form of artificial locomotion.
by Jared R July 20, 2003
Get the motard mug.by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008
Get the MOPAR mug.Most commonly known as a punk rock band. However, it is also used as a word of enthusiasm, or excitement. Much like the word “Hazaah”, it is used in group celebration.
by Samsuckslol69 May 9, 2018
Get the moardaboard mug.The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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