monarchy

An obsolete form of government. Inheriting a title is nothing special and doesn't make you higher, better or more special than anyone else.

Yet some people still think that one particular family inheriting titles is somehow special. It isn't u freaks!

All heads of state and members of any house of parliament must be elected!

A monarchy is a stupid tradition, only fools fall for the scam.

by Marcel April 19, 2004

montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

Mozart

A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Is there really anything left to say?

by D. Campbell September 5, 2005

Monarched

Verb: to do something really stupid that you only vaguely remember.

" I think I totally Monarched last night. Now I have a headache."

by Downtown Dweller February 4, 2010

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015

Mozart

When your banging a person in front of the piano while you bash their head on the piano keys

I pulled a Mozart on this chick so bad Chopin came out her ass!

by Adafoo July 18, 2013