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Moldy sandwich

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"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"
by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018
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moldy slit

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A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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Melly Syndrome (noun)
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/

A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.

Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her

Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.

Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
by MellySyndrome August 7, 2025
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When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.
Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.
by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011
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a catholic high school in briarwood, queens, ny-- fondly referred to as "archyourback molloy". filled with white kids who think they're black, white kids who look like they came straight from a vineyard vines catalog, & future NBA stars. you'll find that these kids spend their weekends chugging twisted teas and ritas, but more than half of their graduating class will graduate from the national honors society. in the rare occasion that you happen to graduate before you're expelled for weed--you've made it! regardless, these kids are always the lit (and wasted) ones at a party.
"do you think michael could get us the goods for your party?"
"idk, do you know what school michael goes to?"
"i'm pretty sure he goes to archbishop molloy high school."
"aye then he's the plug!"
by mooshkaw January 8, 2017
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A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....
- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"
by Sir. Jesus helmes September 14, 2009
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