Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

O'Malley

Only the COOLEST last name ever!

Person 1:You're so lucky your last name is O'Malley.
Person 2:Uh thanks.
Person 1:Yeah mine sucks.
Person 2:Haha sucks for you.

by shanno34 May 4, 2008

Milledgeville, IL

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.

Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."

by wimperingkittens December 1, 2009

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015

Mellenia

A girl that is unique as her name, she Is special and amazing. She looks out for her friends and advises them on the dos and don't, yet sometimes she thinks too much a becomes overwhelmed. Over all she is still very introverted and conservative but still loves others from her distance

Mellenia has the voice of an angel, her melodies were pure splendor to ears.

by Lemon sugar June 18, 2020

melleena

Melleena is a baby. Her parents names are usually Kiersten and Justin. She is a cute baby who sometimes cry’s a lot. she will grow up to be amazing at crash bandicoot.

We love melleena - sarah and drew

by Therealsneel October 18, 2020