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Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.
Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
by abeccap April 6, 2011
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Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.
"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."
by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011
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mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.
Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."
by Labraderp September 13, 2017
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Upsidedown Mohawk

Someone who has an abnormally large amound of pubic hair ranging from belly button to the top of the ass crack.
Wow your mom has a huge upsidedown mohawk, you need to trim that thing!
by hairy jive turkey March 20, 2010
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Mohawk Erik

Someone who has a Mohawk, likes hairy pussy, pimple face bitch, cries about his ex, and looks through his memories with her.
Erik is such a Mohawk Erik.
by Mr-BLACKDEATH June 6, 2018
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Cincinatti Mohawk

Simply taking a dump on someone's head so it looks like a mohawk
"Yea dude, I gave her a Cincinatti Mohawk last night and she wore it around for like an hour"
by Spawj May 15, 2019
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dirty mohawk

verb: When a person is masturbating while taking a shit.
He sure has been in the restroom for a long time styling his dirty Mohawk..
by joeljustjoel February 8, 2018
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