mopologist

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad

I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.

by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

Monologueing

Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

"Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already.

by Vinny Go Go June 7, 2018

Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

modeloté

It's a modelo rapped in a corn husk as a beer cozy with ice on the bottom of the can.

Me and the homies were drinking at the park but we had to disguise the beer into a modeloté cozy

by MagicHandz August 25, 2021

Modelo Man

“Referring to when -Modelo Man- knocks out his opponents and hands them a case of Modelo”

“Yo did you see the Modelo Man last night?”

“Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”

by petty998 October 1, 2021

vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003