mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007

conster mock

A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched

Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!

by Dominator83 July 4, 2016

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

muff mock

A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.

Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.

by brontoboner June 27, 2005

Mock-Grinding

A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.

"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"

by Bumbafoo October 16, 2011

mock rape

Pretty fucked up.

if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.

by Spi September 3, 2003

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009