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big mistake

a phrase that internet tough guys like to use when describing the pivotal moment in their (made up) story.
No one talks shit to my face, no one.

One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
by internettoughgeyser May 1, 2009
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novice mistake

Novice- Someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.

Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."

"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
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Mistakenly Face-raped

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011
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Mistaken Bar

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.
I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018
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Mistakening

To make a mistake except it is a really big one.
Mahir: Hey Leo I think I was mistakening when we did anal.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.
by LEOS LOVER October 18, 2018
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You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol
I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏
by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021
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Mistake

- An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness.

- A misconception or misunderstanding.

- A word people like to throw around when someone they claim to be "friends with" does something they don't agree with or like. A way of belittling someone. A way to try and manipulate people's actions or future actions. Ignorance.

See clannie, plague, tard, sheep, lemming, troll, whoops, opps, WTF.
1) "I made a grave mistake when I ate that Haggis. It looked good, but it tasted like ass."

2) "When I called you "smart", I had no idea you were really such an idiot and a lemming. My mistake."

3) "I have to allow people to make mistakes. It's not my fault they like people who I think SUCK."

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"Being friends with Jane Doe is a mistake. But, I won't tell you what to do or how to think."
by NottaFanNEMore December 6, 2004
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