Mink

A mink is a young person who tries to be cool. Who is judged by a more experience cooler person.

The perception of a mink is either the experience of recognizing the qualities of your very own awkward stages of coming of age. Simultaneously it is a resistance to accept the new cool. Because of the field of grey that accompanies trying to be cool and becoming cool. And the fact that a mink can read you with innocence and truth, without the knowledge or experience of having to work towards what you have achieved and become.

The non-mink is the coolest, but will gradually become less cool in regards to the younger minks progress to becoming a non-mink. Therefore it is the task of a non-mink to define and demean minks, the defining of a mink keeps a non-mink in the position of cool superiority.

For many, minkyness is most fully exibited in someone who they have grown up with that is younger than them. Because they have always remained further along in the progress of de-mink-ification, and they form their view of a mink based on a younger sibling or neighbor.

Eventually, the non-mink will realize the absurdity of their quest to renounce minkery, and begin to piece together the broken pieces of remaining mink they have left. The non-mink wishes to hide behind the fabrication of cool to appear to be cool themselves. With the goal of defining cool. But what is truly and ultimately cool is to be yourself. The coolest people, do just that.
The term mink can be applied as readily as the term hipster.

"Look at those fucking minks"
"You are such a mink!"
"I know, she never smoked weed before, and when she saw me smoking it I could tell how freaked she was, but she tried to pretend like it was normal for her. What a mink!"
"I saw this mink the other day, he got the same tattoo as me!"
by Mr.Code January 27, 2012
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mink guarding

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.
by running out of patience May 08, 2009
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Minks Alley

a disgusting ass dirt hooker filled alley people go to to bang. Its behind lin din dinners they throw there trash out into the alley to feed stray minks
"hey bro you taking the broad back to Minks alley for a nice cup of anal". "oh hell yah baud"
by Habsley August 12, 2015
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ivo minks

Is the most annoying person you will ever met.
He has the worst jokes.
He will probably RAPE you
Ivo Minks: Děkuji za odevzdání úkolu, jsi šikulka :-)
Všichni: shut the fuck up
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Stew Mink

A person who is scroungy and likes stew
Damn look at the dude he's drinking stew and he's scroungy defenetly a Stew Mink
by B0XB0T August 14, 2021
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Mink You

an incessent, condescending, salty, bitter, degrading, fake and cute way to say thank you.
"Heres your $5 footlong, Ma'am."
"mink you!"
by lifeofmexicans May 23, 2016
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mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.
Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!
by pZ4sheZ May 20, 2010
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