minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

minging

Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads

Down the pub and you drink till you drop

by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

minging

(M)ucky (I)nept (N)o (G)ood - this is what ming means

by alan May 15, 2003

Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.

Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC

by TOC June 11, 2004

mingtings

tiny little titties. Most common among asian women. Not generally a good thing.

Joe: Woah look at that girl, she got some mingtings...
Steve: Yeah that sucks man.

by Tit-Tats November 7, 2011