The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
by Kitty Carvis September 08, 2011
Second Life for Atari.
by GAWII January 17, 2013
A game where the hackers quickscope the noobs from the other side of the map but the noobs need wood and shit whereas they have diamond AC130's and Bombing Runs.
by Derendila July 03, 2017
by dynamicvoxels May 02, 2021
When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.
by That Maine Hipster January 04, 2021
Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
by DerpzGames October 21, 2015
A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources
You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources
You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right
Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder
by Spoon3r91 April 16, 2010