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minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.
Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"
by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006
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MINCER

A term used for someone who does things half arsed. Not using their full potential leaving others to fix their mistakes.
"Hey that guy Aaron is a total Mincer"

"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
by BIggestCookInEurope January 17, 2021
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Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..
"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"
by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009
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Miners on strike

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....
by The good looking one October 1, 2010
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Mingers

The act of doing pingers out of a girl's minge
Hey Sam do you want to do some mingers with some sluts
by Margaret the manikin April 8, 2015
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mincer

Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.
LFF: 5/6 quest-name need a mincer.
respond
LFF: sorry m8 i'm not wearing pink :p
by paranoi October 9, 2008
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Miners Dream

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!
Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital
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