Manometer

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Go the extra kilometer

(Verb) (GOE THUH EKSTRAH KEELOE MEETER) - A modified form of the phrase "go the extra mile". Definition - to perform somewhat above and beyond, but not to the extent of honorable recognition.

Effort bar
50% - What was required, nothing more or less
75% - More than what was required - an extra Kilo
100% - Outstanding effort - an extra Mile

- I'm burned out. I wanna go to bed so bad, so I think I'll write and extra couple of sentences and go the extra kilometer, then I'll hit the sack.

by Dochie XL November 13, 2011

Kilometers

Dickriding Faggot

His Homesite Is 411 Hype

by Bearstein Bear March 10, 2003

Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.

Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"

by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015

44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016

Milo-meter

Its like millimeter, but sed like kilo-meter, with a small sounding O. It's just a well better way of sayin millimeter, an its sounds bigger, so it confuses people.

WOOO, that car was like a MILO-METER away from your toe. or Hey, worm man, your willy is like a MILO-METER long....loser!

by Luke Penketh January 13, 2004

millimeter

A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.

have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.

by arousing February 26, 2017