Midnight Wood 

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.

I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.

Midnight Wood by TKFT June 1, 2013

Midnight Truck 

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.

“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”

Midnight Truck by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020

Midnight Surprise 

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

Midnight Surprise by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009

Midnight Era

A Florida rap group that started to gain popularity though soundcloud off of their singles Han Solo & BLUES early 2018. They achieved over 100k followers and nearly a million streams while still attending highschool. They have a cult fan base that love to make memes, edits, and parody accounts of them on platforms such as instagram.

Person 1: Yo, you listen to midnight era right?
Person 2: Of course i love their music

Midnight Era by Hereinmygarage1 May 21, 2018

Midnight Hitchhiker 

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

Midnight Hitchhiker by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

midnight snacker by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Midnight high 

Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.

I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.

Midnight high by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 28, 2011