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microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.
I saw a microchp at microchp.org
by Aaron March 25, 2005
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humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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Microphallus

A very, very small penis.
Guy 1: "Hey I heard Jalen Roberts has a microphallus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! His penis is even smaller than young thugs!"
by Ralen Joberts February 12, 2017
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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 21, 2008
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microphalicate

means:that you are a moron but saying it in a smart way with out he/she knowing what you said what make him/her even a bigger moron.
example:stop being a microphalicate him/her what???
by theMANyouWILLneverUNDERSTAND January 3, 2017
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