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Michael Jordan

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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Michael Jordan!

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
by hxtlne August 28, 2018
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Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.
Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
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Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013
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Michael Jordan'em

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.
On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!
by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014
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