merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007

Merk

To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.

What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.

haha, we just merked that bitch.

by mr.ryder December 3, 2009

Merk

A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.

1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday

2: Never say merk in a video game faggot

by Jimmy Balmar December 25, 2009

merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

Merk

Often used by people who think (or Are) Gangsta.
Normally means murder or hurt or w/e
Sometimes used in lyrics aswell.

Oi blad you're gonna get MERKED brav.

by Dodgymonkey March 3, 2007

Merked

Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.

Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"

by aidnaam January 14, 2018

Merk

Verb - simply put, the fuck the shit out of a girl.

Manny: yo, so did you smash?
John: did i smash?!?! shit, I MERKED that bitch!!!

by Beantown Joe April 2, 2007