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mendoza line

The absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (Named after Minnie Mendoza or Mario Mendoza, depending on whom you ask -- two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)
"I was going to buy that old Suburban, then I find out it gets 10 mpg, and I'm like, 'No, that's below the Mendoza Line.'"
by mookie1313 August 31, 2008
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Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect
There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect
by Wordsmithy June 1, 2018
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Mending

Minecraft meme in gangster croatian server in 2020 coronavirus quarantine. Also an enchantment in Minecraft that makes your stuff regenerate.
P: Dude, I bought a mending enchantment book.
V: Fuck you, bitch ass cracker.
by feniksxx April 12, 2020
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Mennonite

Conservative Christian group.Believes separation from 'the world'(everyday society)Many types Ex.Conservative.Old Order.Liberal.Family orriented.More than 4 children.Known for homesyle cooking/baking. Base of "Mennonite" faith,God sent his son to die n save EVERYONE.Regardless who/what they are.Believe women should cover head in respect of God/Man's authority.(1st Corinthians 11:5) Believe women not cut hair.(1st Corinthians 11:6,15) (Following statements NOT to down people who do/have done/doing these things.If offensive I'm EXTREMELY sorry.Defining beliefs only)Believe separation from"the world"because of sin they see. Ex.sex before marrage,divorce,re-marriage,porn,scantily clad women,music emphasis on Satanic ,sex,hate,killing etc,cheating on spouses,homosexuality,transgenders,profanity.etc.Believe ALL 10 Commandments,base of previously stated. Discorage war,killing,abortion.Believe"Non-resistance".Peaceful,not easily angered/violent.Believe dressing 'modestly'. Women-Mid calf/knee/ankle lenth dresses,in liberal branches skirts,shirts, jeans.Men-wear jeans, button up long/short sleeve shirts or T-shirts.Not everyone is perfect.Not Every Mennonite is a example of "Mennonite Beliefs".Some give Mennonites bad reps.Don't fit previous descriptons.Some are called "Mennonite" but thier church dropped belief statements and retained name. As before this is for definition,not who is right vs who is wrong. (I grew up Mennonite.They're not perfect.Who is?)
The majority of Mennonites are found in Pennsylvania, Maryland, Ohio, and Virginia. The Amish split from the Mennonites in the 1600s. Mennonite and Amish are often confused as being the same.
by Fightergurl18 March 14, 2015
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merdonkey

A creature that is half fish, half donkey
DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???
by Fred the Merdonkey May 11, 2010
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care mondongo

este care mondongo si e come mierda disque que su mujer es Walter Mercado. Walter Mercado e un bugarron...
by Gdubs5 May 24, 2009
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Mendokusei

Dad, you really married a "mendokusei" woman!
by Itachi5x5 July 8, 2009
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