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Metrosexual

When your gay roommate with better fashion sense than you dresses you to go out
I went on a tinder date with this metrosexual guy last night, he was really well dressed
by J-Tsunami December 15, 2018
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melsexual

oh wow after seeing melanie martinez. i’m now melsexual.
by sevxnnah March 21, 2020
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Mpetosexual

Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.
Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.

Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021
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metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.
man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
by jasvond December 28, 2011
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momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo
damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual
by boner_man69 March 8, 2019
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emosexual

one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
by LaDeeDa6 December 28, 2005
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metrosexuals

Modern men new lifestyle. They take care of their outside appearance and looks, most of the time wearing suits and trendy clothes, and they are proud of it...gay or not !
Markus : "Hey! Have you seen this stud with all the make-up on wearing D&G clothes and a Gucci watch? He is so metrosexuals!"
Dan : "Yes, he's D. Beckam the former Manchester United soccer player"
by Rendan2 July 18, 2008
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