Megaknight Witch

Anyone who uses this card combo in the popular mobile game Clash Royale is a fucking faggot and has decided to say, "fuck these hoes, I ain't getting none of them". And fingers themself to make them either feel nice or fantasize about it. They also watch hentai so they can dream of their "dream" girl. If that "dream" girl is alive, probably just cares abt them as much as they care about their former goals, AKA a entrepreneur. Instead they become a porn user, not a star.

Person 1: Yo I play clash royale like a lad
Person 2: What deck
Person 1: A cheap deck but the main cards are megaknight witch.
Person 2: Go fucking kys you contribute nothing to society

Person 1: Damn

by Big Black Monkey Balls August 18, 2022

Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

Megan

Megan is a loving friend who will stick by your side through thick & thin. Megan will be there for you when you need her the most and she will ask for nothing in return. She knows the true meaning of friendship and carries the weight of her friends on her shoulders. Megan is the type of girl that would do absolutely anything for the one that she loves. She deserves the absolute best in life and shall be loved by all of her friends until the end.

Megan may hide her feelings, she may seem okay, but she needs support. Megan is a strong girl... stronger than a lot of people. But that doesn't make her invisible. She deserves in return what she gives to her friends.

Megan is a keeper. Never let her go.

"Hey look it's our amazing friend Megan!!"

"Wow, they are so lucky to have Megan as a friend."

"I wish I had a friend like Megan."

by themysterydoggo September 14, 2018

Megan

Megan is the type of person you want to hang around. She warms up the room with her amazing smile and is truly supportive of anything you want to tell her. She will be there for you no matter what. She is amazingly beautiful on the inside and out. She is very good at mind tricks because she is so freaking smart.

My best friend is named Megan for a reason

by Eboo Pigs July 12, 2017

meghen

Sounds like Megan but way better. She is totally awesome and super funny. Loves Buffalo wings, pizza and beer. If you are friends with her be thankful, there's only one like her.

I love Meghen!

by Meghen2 December 19, 2016

Megan Allysa

Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.

"Wow man this girl keeps creeping up on my page"
"You got yourself a Megan Allysa!"

by Joppa Lee May 20, 2020

Peeping Megan

A female peeping tom; a female who enjoys looking at her female roommates while they change; often look when they are told not to look and use being spoken to as an excuse for looking.

Sandy: "Megan, don't turn around I'm changing"
*Megan turns around and looks at Sandy.
Sandy: "Megan! I told you not to turn around!"
Megan: "Sorry! But I automatically look at someone when they speak to me."
Sandy: "You're a peeping megan!"

by Pimpthesebitchesandfuckthesehoes April 13, 2007