Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.

After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.

by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010

Mechanical Engineering

n. The most hardcore and manly type of engineering known to man.

Business major: "What do you major in bro?"

MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."

Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*

by FYAM April 15, 2009

Methanum

Used to describe methane in its liquid form

Saturn's moon Titan has vast oceans of methanum

by Scince Kid November 6, 2020

Megan/Meghan

Megan is the best friend u will ever have .. She will get in fight but willl always solve them .. she is beautiful and always hyper.She turns eyes to whoever walks by. she is out going and not afraid to show it. Anyone who meets her will love her.She is loyal ,and will break a nose if someone messes with her friends . she is soo loving.

Megan/Meghan: HI
Joe: WOW

MEghan/megan what
Joe u are beautiful

by jellybean1029 January 1, 2011

mechanical bull

As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.

My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.

by TheFdupRUSSIAN July 24, 2011