Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

by The Council Members January 9, 2009

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

Meatitarian

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

offline meeting

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.

Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.

by Shane1223 October 31, 2013

meeting point

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.

"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."

by bilaaaal January 11, 2014

Vampire Meeting

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.

"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."

by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011