Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

meet-cute

Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).

The way the characters meet in "Serendipity" or "When Harry Met Sally" or at least half the romantic comedies out there.

by Caffrin March 11, 2004

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022

Meet and Skeet

An informal gathering of friends

Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!

by heinzel September 15, 2010

Meet The Spy

Proof that valve could easily make a movie. Very interesting, very awesome, and was leaked.

Dude 1: Did you see meet the spy yet?

Dude 2: Yes, before valve released it.

Dude 1: HOW?

Dude 2: Valve leaked it.

by FOKing (Enter Something here) June 9, 2009