Meef

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef

Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is

This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!

The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!

That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!

by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021

Meef

A woman that is worse than a bop like ishowspeeds girlfriend

Gyat gyat gyat Rizz all the nizzards say in unison she’s a meef

by Soren and d June 18, 2024

Meef

A Meef is a "man queef". Instead of air coming out of a vagina it is air coming out of a penis.

*Meef noise* dude did you just fucking Meef

by Gucci Galapagos January 19, 2021

Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons

Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign

by The penguarp man February 12, 2021

Meef

A male queef. When a girl eats a guy’s ass and he farts in her mouth

Yolanda: I was eating my mans last night like it was half price wing night at BDubs, then he meefs in my mouth. Potato salad tastes worst the second time.

by The Phister August 31, 2018

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020