do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

by eils and chick June 26, 2003

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020

runnin medal

when you score a fine ass girl you just got a medal.

that's another medal in my trophy case

by johnathan May 13, 2005

potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships

he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.

by rikabauer April 15, 2022

Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023