smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 26, 2003
Get the do you want a medal?mug. (Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the do you want a medal for that?mug. something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
Get the would you like a cookie or a medal?mug. Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
Get the Gold medal Michael Lorenzenmug. I made up this and now ill define it.
Someone trying to break metal but only bending it to a art piece.
Someone trying to break metal but only bending it to a art piece.
by BottomDop February 20, 2022
Get the Medallitymug. When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces
by BungalowD December 27, 2020
Get the bronze medalmug. By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.
by jurnt September 6, 2025
Get the brown medalmug.