smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 27, 2003
(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 17, 2008
A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.
by Maxter1919 July 08, 2015
what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015
In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.
by Your Fantasy President September 08, 2023
An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.
In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020