Stacey measure

A drink with a ridiculous vodka to mixer level, to the extent you can't taste the mixer.

freckles - "Aw FS man I was so fucked last night, I don't remember anything"
grantos - "FYL!, you must have been drinking stacey measures!"

by gb steamer December 8, 2010

Justice Measurement

A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.

He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.

by Professor_Holmes November 15, 2021

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

measurebation

To derive pleasure from obtaining or analyzing measurements

Joe: I think it needs to go three millimeters your way...
Frank: Stop that measurebation, just set it down!

by oggfile June 11, 2008

Standard Supermodel Measurement

Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.

Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!

The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.

by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009

measurebate

Jerking off over numbers; getting excited about product specs/features.

Many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. "Dude, it's got 500 cubic inches of power" or "It can play HEVC."

vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.

John's measurebating over his new iPhone 6. He won't have it for a week but he's all excited over how much better it is than his Galaxy S3.

"That dude is a total measurebator. He never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines."

He prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.

by Videogeek September 16, 2014