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It was never meant to be

Wilbur: There is a saying Phil, by a traitor.
It was never meant to be.
*Blows up nation*
Phil: NOOO!
by It was never meant to be January 10, 2021
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Meaturbating

The act of consuming any type of meat without the knowledge or permission of your Vegan/Vegetarian significant other who has either forced you or convinced you to comply with his or her dietary beliefa. The act of Meaturbation can bring on waves of guilt and typically results in efforts to reform oneself to please your controlling and almost omnipresent spouse. Who at a minimum is an enthusiastic believer and at a maximum an unhinged zealot
I saw my good friend Meaturbating during lunch yesterday. And while he seemed to be enjoying himself, it was clear that he felt ashamed as well.
by Yogithan April 4, 2019
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I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.
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Beatus Meatus

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
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MeadowVista

A hood located North,West of Houston Tx near the WillowBrook Mall mainly populated by Hispanics, but you will see few white and black people walking around there.
Person 1: Say bro lets go chill up in MeadowVista and smoke some weed
Person 2: Hell yeah cuh
by YoungHTx September 21, 2014
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meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.
That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!
by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019
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meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,
{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.
by Telephony2 January 9, 2023
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