the madness

Insanity and craziness that cannot be defined.

Excessive laughter caused by being too high or too drunk.

Please, just STOP the madness! I can't handle the madness!

by Meggy C (W/ the help of Philly!) March 10, 2006

Ben Mayes

A mad cunt that lives just north of perth and rips the fattest cones👌

Ben mayes is a mad cunt

by Yeet132457639 February 18, 2019

Maxness

The art of being so perfect no one can compare.

You automatically win any argument.

Maxness is a sign of true royalty and perfection.

Instead of your highness, you are so perfect you become your maxness.

To be maxed out on your maxness.

by WarmthOfTheSand June 4, 2013

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

madness

Madness, you say?

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!

Man 1: Madness, you say? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!

Man 1 kicks Man 2 in the chest into an endless abyss

Man 2: WTF?

by Jordan Spangenberg April 13, 2007

30 Seconds of Madness.

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.

"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."

by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007

madness

1) Used to describe something that is insanely good
2) Also can be used as a compliment
3) The word uttered before shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" proceeded (if you've got the balls) by kicking someone in the chest, preferably into something

1) SomeGuy "What was it like scoring with Jessica Alba 3 times in one night?"
PureLegend "Absolute fucking madness!"

2) Bloke "These nachos are pure madness!"

3) DudeA "For no apparent reason we are having a conversation."
Dude1 "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"
*Boots DudeA into oncoming traffic*
Dude1 "..."

by Infamous CMK November 18, 2007