I walked outside and saw my brother playing football by himself. He looks like a combination between Jerry Rice and Joe Montana, but the only problem was he was playing naked sometimes my brother can be majerious.
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Get the John Mayer mug.Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.
They have no respect for women
They have no respect for women
Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
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shes a model.
a role model to girls.
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shes a model.
a role model to girls.
she has amazing style.
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2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure.
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