When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 22, 2012
Get the The Maury Povichmug. When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020
Get the Dirty Mauriemug. I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
Get the Maury Povich predatormug. A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).
by Jaakko October 17, 2003
Get the M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)mug. A: Maudie's a mauris.
B:Yeah. She has 1 bilion IQ
B:Yeah. She has 1 bilion IQ
by kionchan123 May 13, 2024
Get the maurismug. mauri is a guy who loves his girlfriend named kaitlyn
he loves his girlfriend more than anything
he loves everything about her
he loves his girlfriend more than anything
he loves everything about her
mauri and kaitlyn 😋🥰
by ruiyoq February 17, 2023
Get the maurimug. A wonderful guy. Russian or of Slovak decent. Has a bit of a past but has changed for the better. Mauris's care deeply for their friends and are not afraid to stand up for them. Hilarious with a great taste in cars. Likes to fool around but only if its with someone he truely loves. Most girls find themselves falling in love with a Mauris, yet he generally sees them only as a friend. Mauris’s make you feel like your the most special person on the planet.
by Rhea Claire November 14, 2018
Get the Maurismug.