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Matteo

Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank
Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER
by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
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I love Matteo
by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023
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matteo esiste
by zxn9b January 17, 2023
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Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo

A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.
Look at that child, I hope she doesn´t get kidnapped by Matteo
by Bilanus April 25, 2023
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Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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