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Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
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Mattieux

Mattieux is one of the hottest most intelligent man you will meet, he will also have a massive cock which he will use to beat your ass. Though Mattieux’s are rare they are very pog.
Girl: omg it’s Mattieux I want him to rail me
Girl 2: omg yes
by Men are hot February 14, 2021
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Matthieu

The best guy you could ever date.
He’s so kind and caring

He’s always there for you when you need him
I love him
I hope he sees this one day
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by Notmyname92321 June 29, 2022
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Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size
Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson
by gg bibba August 12, 2019
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matthieu

Can be a asshole at times, especialy when hes around his friends.
Isnt as perfect as ashana or kiani or kiaya but thats ok.
Ashana says hes good in bed, such a man whore. Loves to roll in the mud and has a huge huge head.
matthieu is a blonde, big headed, asshole
by yo yo yigidy yo October 17, 2008
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Dirty Matthieu

When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.
Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.
by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021
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mathiculous

Showing great attention to Mathematical details
My boss is very Mathiculous for the sales data presented to him
by AjaxAjay September 3, 2011
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