maradona

simply the best football player in the whole world

La mano de Dios

by CC April 20, 2004

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

matako

in kenya is known as rasa

Well it is known as butt

oohh wow that guys matako is huge
ikr its big

by murithii April 28, 2017

maradona

the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!

lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.

by calixto1973 September 10, 2008