Work today was such a cat massage.
My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.
My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.
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Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.
Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!
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You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.
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I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.
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Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”
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